Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away