• french teacher: ça va?
  • me: ça va HELLA, et toi?
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rei ryugazaki. reblog if u agree.

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”


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zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever


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“That’s all right,” she says, and I have to wonder how many times she’s said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow.
(via itsalongstory)

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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nagisadalek24:

hellocuriouscat:

WHATS THIS?
WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.
Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.
Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you!  YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT  MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES. 
True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.
BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE  DECLARED  “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT. 

I have been waiting for this since the day I started writing.
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